WARNING: THE FOLLOWING THREAD CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Introduction:
ALL WAYS ANGRY. ALL THE TIME!!!
Hello and welcome to the Codex Angry Marines. This will tell you a little bit about the angriest marines to ever kick an ork in his dick. Imagine the maddest you've ever been and multiply it by a gazillion and you've got yourself an angry marine.
Me and my friend want to try to recreate this group on Xbox live. So, members of the Dollars, if you don't mind a little violence and profanity, then this chapter is for you. You can read all of the "official" data on these ANGRY MOTHERFUCKERS here
| Name | ||
|---|---|---|
| Battle Cry | ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! | |
| Number | Unknown | |
| Founding | None. | |
| Successors of | Unknown | |
| Successor Chapters | None. | |
| Chapter Master | Temperus Maximus | |
| Primarch | Unnamed. | |
| Homeworld | Unknown | |
| Strength | More than 1000 marines. | |
| Specialty | All forms of close combat and assault. | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | Bright yellow with a blood-red trim. | |
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| GODDAMMIT!! (typical angry marine) |
So this one time, the angry marines were asked to take out some spehss elves on this distant shit planet. They were like
OHHHH YEAH!!!! WE GET TO KILL SOME
and so they did. it was slaughter, chaos, and profanity the likes of which no one man or even a million men could fathom. I mean, the nazi's aint got shit on these mother fuckers. I mean seriously! I mean come on.....they are the BADDEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE GALAXY. They'll break a power boot off in your ass just for looking at them wrong.
DID WE FUCKING MENTION THAT YOU CAN READ UP ON THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE!!!!
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| The angry marines logo. Always angry all the time. |
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| THE BADDEST FUCKER AROUND! COMMISSAR FUKLAW! |
There's one man in the Angry Marines that's the baddest of the bad. CLINT MOTHERFUCKING EASTWOOD COMMISSAR FUKLAW!!!!! IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS HARDCAORE BASTARD, READ HERE!!!!!
I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT THESE HARD CORE BASTARDS ALL DAY, BUT I THINK THE LINKS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SPACE MARINE CHAPTER THAT'S JUST FOR FUN AND HAS NOT REAL OBJECTIVE OTHER THANT TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY MOTHER FUCKER ALIVE, THEN THE ANGRY MARINES ARE FOR YOU!!!
